Don't call me Ms.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

single for the holidays

Why it's lame to be single on the holidays...(see also why I need a man)...
-decorating a christmas tree alone is just plain lame
-one stocking hanging alone is pathetic
-your only presents come from your family, and those just aren't as fun
-going to parties alone, trying to make small talk with happy couples while choking and gagging on their happiness
-no kiss on New Years Eve, not that there ever has been

I'm sure I'll have more to add later. Right now I'm going to drink and try to get over my jealousy at the guy I saw buying a beautiful bunch of lillies at the grocery store tonight.

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