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Saturday, June 03, 2006

A Better Blog

How much cooler would my blog be if I'd named it "Stormy Petrel?"

That would make a much better porn star name than "Carlton Barnett," too. You remember the junior high 'what's your porn name' game where you take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on, right? I was always jealous of my friend, who got to be "Buffy Parkgate."

1 Comments:

  • Jacki Madison...not too bad...I thought it was your middle name & street though - but Osborne Madison sounds more like Mr. Peanut's real name than any porn star.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:06 PM, June 07, 2006  

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