Nesper Joke of the Day

There is an outdoor sign company in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, called Nesper, and they have an animated sign along I-380. Every time my brother's family or I drive by it on our way Home (that's capital-H Home, Mom and Dad's house) for a weekend or holiday, we take note of the joke of the day. Somehow a little tradition got started where, whenever I drive by it, I call my younger sister to share the Nesper joke of the day. So imagine my surprise when tonight, just as the White Sox began to fall apart and I muted the tv so I didn't have to listen to Hawk and DJ blather on, my phone rang. My sister was on her way Home from a visit to my brother's, and she was calling me with a joke of the day! So here it is...

How much did the pirate's earrings cost?
They were a buccaneer!

Yep, they are all that amusing.