Needs

This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name + 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

Write down the first line of the description of the first website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Put this at the bottom of this list, remember to add your number before it.

1) Andrew Needs a Foster Home
2) Anna needs to be excused from class today
3) Fionn needs my help
4) Joss needs to be comended
5)Aine needs the foundation to help HIM cover the fees for school materials.
6)Amelia needs to turn her attention to regaining her husbands love
7)Niamh needs the urine because she will wipe it on Merlin's
scrying crystal later on, so that Merlin will be able to find Ceridwen later ...
8)Justine needs to understand the consequences is her depreciation deduction in future years will be severly limited.
9)Sarah needs someone to escort her from port to port!! hilario
10) Laura needs to take better care of her own two kids! (is there something i dont know here?!!)
11) Amy needs some training... eh dont think so!!
12) sinead needs rehab!!!!!!!!!........eh not this year!
13) Brave Ronan needs decent cash boost to help make his dream come true
14) Peter needs to save Dumbledore
15)Project Noel needs our help
16)Mark needs a chick lyrics
17)Colleen needs the final contact information by tuesday.
18)Lesley needs only 2 more to start her master
19)"You need a flat, fishes need the sea, Lisa needs a tree"!..eh what the fuck!!
20) AOIFE needs to consolidate itself as an influential organisation within Feminist
Rearch in Europe.(okey dokey....n that means what exactly?!!!)
21) Rosie needs to find out the source of the smell before the two puppies end up back at the pound
22)Teresa needs help......(well i coulda told u that)
23)James needs a hat petition....( i also cuda told you that)
24) Colm needs my attention and so does the baby ...
25)Emmett needs a new cottage Home taping is killing record executives Spot the pigeon
26)Rachel needs some good thoughts
27)Leon needs a sword
28)Brendan needs assistance getting his computer to work
29Marian needs all copies of your and your horses membership cards
30)Jennifer needs a cold shower
31)Robyn needs to analyze the trouble spots in her current home (goh?!)
32) CHARLOTTE NEEDS YOUR VOTE!(wtf lol)
33)colin needs sumat betta dan this
34) Lianne needs John Hancock Long-Term Care
35)Larissa's friends and family agree that Larissa needs a push.
36)Jenny needs to find herself a baller...(wtf!??)
37)Luke needs a yoda.... hell yeah :P
38)Nicola needs a man (Haha!)
39)Abby needs to go into a home where she is permitted on the furniture (lol!)
40) ian needs a friend (OI!!!!!)
41)jim needs concrete blonde lyrics
42) Gemma needs to learn to keep her dumb whore trap shut before I shut it for her (wouldnt surprise me if that actually was aimed at me hah)
43) Dave needs his own militant activist to throw red paint on his enemies (I like it!!)
44)Jaye needs to help an old nemesis plan a reunion (hahaha!)
45)Emily needs to be told No & to be whipped into shape by Nanny 911
46) Gemma needs a kidney
47)hannah needs a new name
48) Claudia may need medication (what the fuck?!)
49) Andrew needs sleep, badly (Too right)
50) Laura needs advise on her new combi bolier. (yah wha?)
51) Dan needs a new car
52) Lorraine needs someone strong to help pick up stuff (this is true, im very very weak)
53) Albert needs help (oh dear...)
54) Kev needs new Bev (the other one deflated on me)
55) Suzanne needs help and the last person she expects to help her is the mayor.
56) what the world needs now is a 1998 Turner solo effort. (oh yes!! i couldn't agree more.. im off to the adult store!!)
57) Gillian needs to get used to the physical demands of her job as a prostitute.
58) Leigh needs to become a supermodel (would you bloody believe it!)
59) Kate needs more than a glad bag of coke for an evening!!!
(...!!!)
60) Tam needs to tame her munchkin before I'm going in there.
61) Tony needs a big one..a big majority!
62) David needs dusting often, every two months during the summer. >_<
63) Vanessa II - Vanessa Needs to Know About Italy, most specifically reasonable, clean hotels in Venice, Florence and Rome Italy.
64. Susan needs to wear a bra. ---Hey I wear a bra
65. Luis (RAZOR-T) needs 'Fresh Blood'
66. Mike needs a date (LOL)
67. isa needs a post card... bla.. mike i like urs better lol lol
68. Lindsay ~ Skinny Lindsay needs some food.... hehehe i love it!
69. Lee A== Now Lee Needs Fresh Challenge
70. (Damn u Lee for gettin 69!!) I need to find more styles of t-shirts... It said something about me being a surf shop!! COOL DUDE!! LOL
71. Brianne needs to start participating - I participate!
72. Jillian needs Seth's help again-- Seth where are you....
73.blair needs a dose of reality--bring it on!
74. Jenny needs to find herself a baller ~~ I swear to God that's what it said!! haha :)
75. Tim needs your help.-- Not sure what I need help with but I sure I need it with something
76. Leigh needs a ponyboy. ??????
77. Eric needs to sell his stuff...apparently i have alot of extra shit
78. Arianna needs to create an understandable and coherent... (I have no idea???)
79. James needs Frankenstein and THE monster From Hell
80. Meagan needs to be minimally sexual....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
81. Sarah needs a gold tooth.
82. "Nathan needs Huggies" haha
83.Kenneth needs a satelite dish
84. Christian needs Amazon.com**True words**
85.Liz doesn't need a boy right now (Pssh .. hmm .. thats interesting)
86. Lanie needs a fresh start. (thats for sure)
87. Gary needs a job. (Truer words were never spoken
88. Renee needs a man.[[that's retarted..i have one]]
89.kami needs black cock..((lol honestly i typed in "kami needs" and the first one is re:kami needs black cock...thats amazing and it made me laugh hysterically))
90.Sadie needs surgery! hahahahaha!!!!! wow! yea;;; i need surgery from the lack of Ryan Andrew Alcalde!! :) ?
91. Michelle, you clearly need to shut the fuck up ... (Haha!!)
92.Kelsey needs to quit throwing kids into the stands- this isnt WWF! (wow thats some good shit)
93. Ryan needs Special Care
94. Krystal needs proof!
95. Kaleigh needs some donations.
96. Adam needs help
97. Taran needs to keep away from the Horned King. What?!
98. Kris needs TrakMarx.... No f-ing clue :))
99. Becky needs a psychiatrist - u better believe it!
100. thedude1013 - Chris needs your sex talk; - ABSOLUTELY!
101. Karla needs to be incarcerated. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn! they're on to me!!
102. Doug needs thoughts and prayers
103. Keeks needs a tranqulizer dart. ~ rockin!
197. Aaron needs to learn how to count
198. Katie needs a good home
199. Melissa needs $$ to go to Bonnaroo
200~ Jessica needs love today
201~Brenda needs her own show!
202 - JC - She needs only sex,but JC needs real love!!!
203. Jen needs a break...yes she does:)
204. Megan needs an organ transplant.
205. Ashleigh needs help with promise.
206. Arlene needs some straightening out, and I'm just the man to do it!...Arlene needs to get on her knees... (Hmmm...that's what it actually said)
207. Jim- Jim Needs An Animal Lyrics
208. Bridget needs a strong tea after a pint of beer
209. Stevil needs a doctor! haha!
210. Danna needs nothing much (except a massage)
211. Eric needs to sell his stuff.
212. Silvia needs a little (or a lot) of TLC.
213. Matt needs to not play every little blog meme that comes along.
214. Jesse Needs Your Help! | Unscrewing The Inscrutable
215. Jules Needs to get some hot lovin, baby.
216. Scott need more sleep....
217. Chelsa needs a ride, too.
218. Sheri needs a little help opening up and communicating...
219. Abnormally Normal People: The Karen Needs A Lobotomy Fund......I'm not even kidding...this is really what it says on google
220. Kristyn needs a stalker (no i don't)
221.
222. Jami needs a martini! (I put "jami needs" in and my MySpace page was the first one up there! No shit! ...sorry 2 is my favorite number, I had to be 222!)
223. Ken needs to look effortless and cool without trying too hard... (hmm...) (nice Jami, very nice)
224. Brett needs to complete his life.. (why does it always have to be his!!)
225. Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. (Holy Shit....how did they know? lol...)
226. Kandi needs no explanation
227. Kasey needs a bathing suit. Heck yes I do!
228. Sergio needs buddies. That was so wrong!!!
229. Rob needs a job!! How fitting....
230. Erin needs to be naked too! hmmm
231. Eugene needs a loving and patient family ready to help
Eugene with his emotional and social skill development...huh?
232. Karen needs to learn the basics of spending and budgeting. <--- So True but my favorite---->Briggzy needs to take a shit or sumthin....
233. Kathleen needs to talk to people she trusts for reassurance that things will turn out great on the day. (ummm ... crying on the inside ...)
234. Laura needs to take better care of her own two kids